One down, kiddies!

So guess what? My very first college acceptance letter came in the mail today! I really wanted to jump and scream and run a lap around the neighborhood BUT... I wasn't that excited lol. That's because someone from their admissions office already called me to congratulate me on Tuesday, so I've had a couple of days to calm down a bit. But HELL FREAKING YEH! Curry was my back up choice so no matter what happens with my other applications, I'M GOING TO COLLEGE!!

I found out on Tuesday so I decided to visit the campus with my parents yesterday. Actually, it was a very last minute decision. I was late for school (like an hour late XP) so I decided to take my time and have a long shower. By the time I got out, it was already about 8:30 so I was like, "Hey Mom, wanna go on a college visit...?" And that's how I ended up at the world's cutest admissions builing ever built. I'm really kicking myself for not taking a picture of it. It was like a fairly small 2 story cottage-like house that made me feel like I should be tending to my cattle... Haha, iunno. It was just the cutest thing ever.. We toured the campus and I met with one of the counselors. If I end up going to Curry, I'm going to major in Graphic design and minor in Music. Hopefully I can live on campus too! Fingers crossed >_<

Oh by the way, I encountered a strange being yesterday. My mom handed it to me before we left for Curry. What does this look like to you?

This is how the conversation went:
Mom: "Jian Mei! I have a present for you!!" *hands creature over*
Me: "WHAT THE EFF IS THAT!!!?"
Mom: "It's a tomato!" *chuckles*

Lol. It's actually a giant mutated grape which my dad ended up eating. I passsed because over lunch the other day, my friend had told me a story about a bunch of grapes infected with spider eggs. Yum.

It's Thursday night and now I'm just sitting, waiting for the weekend to come. I'm thinking about doing another video, I do still have a bunch of requests I haven't done yet. I'll think about.

That's all for now!

-JianSeismicRetrofit
(The College-Bound Senior)

Please don’t just laugh and clap right now, this is serious I’m not delirious

For some reason the knuckle on my left ring finger really hurts. Like I punched something. Or someone... Anyway, this is why I love...

The Guitar Center



I really want to buy another guitar. A really nice classical since I already have my acoustic. That's going on my graduation gift list!! Which... I just invented right now lol.

The kiddies



I swear to gosh I'm going to heck for this, but sometimes I just wanna throw something very sharp and pointy at those kids. But most of the time, they're amazing and they can really light up my day. Underneath all that loud, bratty, obnoxious mess, I really do love those kids =)

Snow



I need somebody to tell me what animal makes these footprints! Back in January we found these in our driveway leading up to our trashcan, it's been a mystery ever since! What do you think? A deer maybe?

My Mama

You know what they say: a family that poses in fake fur together, stays together, right?
Fo sho! I love my mama =)

Flight of the Conchords

Interracial hole-stretchers 2, LMAO!! Nuff said.

Jeeperz



Meet my newest teddy burr, Bleeker. And if you're wondering what he's guarding between his legs, it's his ballsack =) it was filled with delicious milk chocolate Lindor balls from Lindt and it was allll mine! Bwahhahahah! Thank you for the Valentine bub =*)

Well my vacation is coming to a close, I can't believe it's Friday already. That means my weekend is going to be over in a blink of an eye and before I know it I'll be dragging myself out of bed on Monday morning! Shitaki.

Right now, I have no plans for the rest of the day. Actually I'm probably going make some cookies and cream chocolates with the Oreos and the giant slab of white chocolate my mama gave me for New Years. Yum! Sounds like a plan.

Before I go, my feel-good song of the day =) Banana Man by Tally Hall!

-JianSeismicRetrofit
(The Procrastinator)

Popping my blog's cherry. POP!

I swear, this is probably the 5th time I've tried creating my first blog post! I'm never happy with what I write so I keep saving them in my drafts and going on my merry way. I hope this one actually ends up getting published!

So I guess for my inaugural post... A song maybe? Yes, that might be a good idea.

Here we go, this is a really fast version of I'm Yours by Jason Mraz. A friend of mine from Arizona requested this which was a coincidence because I was already practicing it at the time. Half of the reason why it's so fast is that it took several takes to record and by like, the 11th take, I just wanted to get it over and done with! Especially at the end after my mistake haha. Oh and I didn't acknowledge my friend in the video because a bunch of people ended up asking me for it after so I just made it non-specific to make people feel special. LOL wow that sounded horrible. Ok fine, so this was for my friend Christian, I'm Yours by Jason Mraz.

OH and don't forget to admire the constipated face I'm making because YouTube won't let me change the thumbnail. Mmmm, sexy screwed-up face, flared-up nostril goodness. My fav!

EDIT EDIT EDIT!!
Yay! It changed the thumbnail! Now it just looks like I'm about to sneeze =)





I think it's about time I started making videos again. I had my little video-making phase a few weeks ago and still have a couple requests lined up. One of which, is Crank Dat by Soulja Boy. Something tells me I'm being mocked... Or maybe it's a genuine request! Maybe somebody really does love that song! Hmmm... Nope, they're mocking me. Poop.

Anywho, here's me signing off on my very first [real] blogpost! Fingers crossed, I'll actually hit PUBLISH after a few more minutes of previewing and editing.

-JianSeismicRetrofit
(The Twix Fiend)