Please don’t just laugh and clap right now, this is serious I’m not delirious

For some reason the knuckle on my left ring finger really hurts. Like I punched something. Or someone... Anyway, this is why I love...

The Guitar Center



I really want to buy another guitar. A really nice classical since I already have my acoustic. That's going on my graduation gift list!! Which... I just invented right now lol.

The kiddies



I swear to gosh I'm going to heck for this, but sometimes I just wanna throw something very sharp and pointy at those kids. But most of the time, they're amazing and they can really light up my day. Underneath all that loud, bratty, obnoxious mess, I really do love those kids =)

Snow



I need somebody to tell me what animal makes these footprints! Back in January we found these in our driveway leading up to our trashcan, it's been a mystery ever since! What do you think? A deer maybe?

My Mama

You know what they say: a family that poses in fake fur together, stays together, right?
Fo sho! I love my mama =)

Flight of the Conchords

Interracial hole-stretchers 2, LMAO!! Nuff said.

Jeeperz



Meet my newest teddy burr, Bleeker. And if you're wondering what he's guarding between his legs, it's his ballsack =) it was filled with delicious milk chocolate Lindor balls from Lindt and it was allll mine! Bwahhahahah! Thank you for the Valentine bub =*)

Well my vacation is coming to a close, I can't believe it's Friday already. That means my weekend is going to be over in a blink of an eye and before I know it I'll be dragging myself out of bed on Monday morning! Shitaki.

Right now, I have no plans for the rest of the day. Actually I'm probably going make some cookies and cream chocolates with the Oreos and the giant slab of white chocolate my mama gave me for New Years. Yum! Sounds like a plan.

Before I go, my feel-good song of the day =) Banana Man by Tally Hall!

-JianSeismicRetrofit
(The Procrastinator)